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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers
up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender
for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he
has already had plenty to drink, he could not be served additional liquor at
this bar, and could a cab be called for him?
The drunk is briefly surprised, then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off
the bar stool and staggers out the front door. A few minutes later, the same
drunk stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar. He wobbles up to the bar and
hollers for a drink. The bartender comes over and, still politely - but more
firmly, refuses service to the man due to his inebriation, and again offers to
call a cab. The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and
shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.
A few minutes later, the same drunk bursts in through the BACK door of the
bar. He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits and belligerently
orders a drink. The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that
he is clearly drunk, will be served no drinks, and either a cab or the police
will be called immediately.
The surprised drunk looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries
"Mann! How many bars do you work at?
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