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One day, an old lady decided that she didn't want to live anymore. So she went to the doctor and asked, "What's the best way to kill yourself?" The doctor told her, "Well, shooting yourself in the heart is a fast method." She asked him, "Where's the heart located?" The doctor said, "It's three fingers below the nipple." Later on, the police and paramedics arrive at her house. When the paramedic asks what happened, one officer says, "We found her on the floor with a gunshot wound to the knee."