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A blind man is walking down the street with his seeing-eye dog
one day. They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high
volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into
the thick of traffic. This is followed by the screech of tires and horns
blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down. The
blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other
side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket
which he offers to the dog. A policeman, having observed the near fatal
incident from his post, rushed over and couldn't control his amazement and
says to the blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog with a cookie?
He nearly got you killed!" The blind man turns partially in his direction and
replies, "To find out where his head is, so I can kick his ass."
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